bonk
| Context | Message |
|---|---|
| No target (you see) | ***BONK!!!*** |
| No target (others see) | not set |
| Target found (you see) | You bonk $N on the head for being such a moron. |
| Target found (others see) | $n bonks $N on the head for being such an UTTER moron. |
| Target found (victim sees) | $n bonks you on the head for being so foolish. |
| Self target (you see) | You bonk yourself, fool that you are. |
| Self target (others see) | $n bonks $mself and grimaces in pain. |
Use $n for the character's name, $N for the target's name,
$e/$E for he/she, $m/$M for him/her, $s/$S for his/her.