Kurvikhel was walking through the Central Commons of Rheydin when he sneezed. There were no survivors.
Kurvikhel pk logs
Kurvi enjoyed Twinblades' posts for a little while. Oddly, Twin stopped posting a little while ago...
facepalm You people act like you've never seen a badass char before...
facepalm You people act like you've never seen a badass char before...
Hey.
Stfu.
Kurvikhel once visited Hiroshima Japan in 1945.
He then offered himself to a young prostitute.
Once seeing his 'girth' she graciously declined.
No one knows what REALLY happened next.
If Chuck Norris got Hitler pregnant, he would give birth to Kurvikhel.:eek:
There is no true Hall of Fame - just a list of characters that Kurvikhel has allowed to live.
There are no races, only different cities of people that Kurvikhel has beaten different shades of black and blue.
The grass is always greener on the other side, unless Kurvikhel has been there. In that case the grass is most likely soaked in blood and tears.
Kurvikhel does not casts 'Powerword Kill'.
He casts 'Dispel Magic' and people just trash around and die in a most horribly way.
Kurvikhel decided he would veil this forum in confusion. That day he created Mya.
A sun eclipse is when Kurvikhel gets so annoyed with the light, that he sends acid blasts at the sun, annihilating it. Then god has to create a new sun.
Fighting Kurvikhel is like being the lone survivor in Raccoon City.
How do you get past an army of zombies? You buy out your bounty.
Kurvikhel did not delete. He is on vacation.
There is no natural selection, only a group of creatures Kurvikhel has allowed to live.
When the Malchaeius goes to sleep every night, he checks his closet for Kurvikel.
Kurvikel doesn't read books. He stares them down until he gets the information he wants.
Outer space exists because it's afraid to be on the same planet with Kurvikel.
Kurvikel does not sleep. He waits.
Kurvikel is currently suing Tribunal, claiming Law and Order are trademarked names for his Acid blast and Ghoul touch.
Kurvikel is the reason why Waldo is hiding.
Kurvikel counted to infinity - twice.
When Kurvikel does a pushup, he isn’t lifting himself up, he’s pushing Aabahran down.
Kurvikel is so fast, he can run around the world and Acid Blast himself in the back of the head.
Kurvikel’ hand is the only hand that can beat a Royal Flush.
Kurvikel can lead a horse to water AND make it drink.
Kurvikel doesn’t wear a watch, He decides what time it is.
Kurvikel can slam a revolving door.
Kurvikel does not get frostbite. Kurvikel bites frost.
Remember Conclave? They decided to quit after reading a Kurvikhel Pk log.
Contrary to popular belief, Aabahran is not a democracy, it is a Kurvtatorship.
Kurvikel is so fast' date=' he can run around the world and Acid Blast himself in the back of the head.[/quote']
But it doesn't hurt, because he's Kurvikhel.
On another note:
Kurvikhel doesn't stub his toes. He accidentally destroys sidewalks.
Kurvikhel sold his soul to Anume for monster pk skills, he then killed Anume and took his soul back. Anume, while looking back, realized she should have seen that coming. They now play darts on the fourthday of each month.
I could post a picture that would destroy Mindflayer and the entire forum population.
Does this mean me > Kurvikhel?
Dey
No - because what you don't know is that Kurvikhel already destroyed all copies of the picture, and is right behind you.
I could post a picture that would destroy Mindflayer and the entire forum population.
Does this mean me > Kurvikhel?
Dey
Somehoe this reminded me of that episode of south park when cartmen put butters genetils in his mouth while he was asleep and took a picture.
- That's the number of bounties Kurvikhel has collected in the time it has taken you to read this sentence.
Kurvi knows why it says "33" on the back of Rolling Rock bottles.
Kurvikhel knows why you drive on a parkway, and park on a driveway.
Kurvikhel's acid blast is the reason Sirant turned black.