Kurvikhel has been all cabal leaders since the turn of 1.0. Except Palwen, that was actually Crypticants Chihuahua named Turbo.
Kurvikhel pk logs
Kurvi summons Imms to Deep ****.
Kurvi allows me to call him Kurvi. Because his inner fusion reactor needs sweet delicious desserts to function, and he extorts such things out of me.
Kurvi knows who killed Kennedy, but made that guy swear to secrecy.
Kurvikhel is the reason no one can find Jimmy Hoffa
Michael Jackson died when Kurvikhel "alledgedly" molested him.
Kurvi knows the cure for AIDS, he just thinks it's way funnier to watch you die of it.
Kurvi knows the cure for AIDS' date=' he just thinks it's way funnier to watch you die of it.[/quote']
And his tears cure cancer, but he never cries.
Kurvikhel is Bernard Madoff's boss.
Bernard is only a patsy.
When Scarface told Kurvikhel to "Say hello to his little friend", his little friend pissed itself and ran away.
Whenever someone asks Kurvikhel what time it is, he always says "Two seconds till."
When they ask, "Two second till whe-" He acid blasts them in the face.
Kurvi once used his telepathy to tell bedtime stories to 43 select children in the late fifties, all of those children grew up to be the 1972 dolphins.
Kurvi once used his telepathy to tell bedtime stories to 43 select children in the late fifties' date=' all of those children grew up to be the 1972 dolphins.[/quote']
Actually he told those stories to 100 children. The other 57 died.
Actually he told those stories to Twinblades, that's why he can now PK
Actually he told those stories to Twinblades' date=' that's why he can now PK[/quote']Since when?
Since when?
Since I stopped taking advice from you.
lol
Wow...no wonder this thread was getting so many posts....:confused:
Zhokril once challenged Kurvikhel to an arm wrestling contest. Zhokril is now some ethereal floating stuff.
Except....there is one problem.....
When the Reverend Valek says, "Virigoth.", Kurvikhel pisses himself. End of thread. 
In the beginning Virigoth said, "Let there be The Forsaken Lands!" 
Kurvikhel then said, "Say please."
In the beginning Virigoth said, "Let there be The Forsaken Lands!"
Kurvikhel then said, "Say please."
AAAAAH! You sacrilegious little.....OMG....what have done?!?! :eek: :eek: :eek:
Viri invented it, but kurvi perfected it.