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Ninjas, HOORAY CHANGES, well not yet.:(

Have you ever actually tried playing real-life FL? I ran upto some guy in the street a couple days ago and tried kicking dirt in his eyes. Turned out I was stood on asphalt and there was no dirt, so I threw my body at him in a vicious bodyslam. It transpired that he was 6ft 2 and about 80lbs heavier than me, and I dropped to the ground like a sack of ****. Next thing I know, I was in hospital with broken bones on a drip, breathing through a respirator.

As far as I'm concerned, that's solid evidence that real life isn't as far away from a player's FL counterpart as one may hope...

Dey

Yeah, sorry about that, but I'm about 2 inches shorter and about 140lbs heavier than you. After you hit the ground I went Mino Zerk Barbarian on your *** almost quite literally. So my bad.

Are you telling us you charged Deykari's rear with your "minotaur horn(s)"?

Because all this time, Devin, I thought you were straight.

straight into Dey!!!!

Yeah, and how foolish of him to forget to quaff a vial... you should never charge in without protection.

Dey

The way of the ninja is to finish off your opponent off as quick as possible, out of respect of your enemy. Assasinate is a perfet skill for ninjas.